its so quite i can here the sun rising

I got stoned yesterday and wrote a song. It's actually pretty good. Better than anything I can write sober.

I got stoned yesterday and wrote a song. It's actually pretty good. In fact, it's better than anything I could write sober.

My mom thinks my feet smell but its the weed in my pocket lol

Me: weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Her: haha you ok babe? Me: im not as you think as im drunk i am Her: Say what now!?!?!?!

Her: I had to get my physical today. Me: Oh! is your tinker in tip top shape? Her: Lmao! That took me a while to figure out, but yeah, might have to shave it later. Me" I was talking about your heart you tardo, not your pussy, but hey if you shave your heart then more power to you. Her" Wow im laughing so f""king hard and im not telling anyone why

...."IM TOO DRUNK TO GET PREGNANT" hahaha I love how logical drunk-me is... haha

he looked at me after we got done and say whens the next time...

If your head was any bigger your neck would collapse. You are one arrogant S.O.B.

If you're wondering why you didn't get any last night it's because you ordered me the side of cottage cheese while I was in the bathroom. You should no by now I don't like that.