April 8th, 2010
Tyler: im thinking about getting a penis enlargement, what do you think hun? tiffany: wouldn't hurt any.
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April 8th, 2010
I hate Miley Cyrus but im sitting here listening to her music... wtf is wrong with me
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April 8th, 2010
My boyfriend just tripped over the cord and yelled at it, im in love.
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April 6th, 2010
Last niqht was amazinqq;ohh damn last niqht i was wasted!!!
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April 5th, 2010
Her: Your a moron. Me: You're a LessOn.
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April 5th, 2010
Puke just beat Butler by two points.
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April 4th, 2010
Don\'t call your father in law when you are drunk and ask for weeds...
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March 30th, 2010
Drunk dialing your girlfriend's parent's house at 5 am is NOT a good idea.
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March 30th, 2010
hey, last night was so fun. thanks for the ... ya know (; love you<3
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March 29th, 2010
babe can u bring the groceries in after u get home from school, ill be at work ;) Me: wtf? did i get drunk with a milf or something, im 12!
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