March 24th, 2010
-> Do you want to see her naked?
Reply: what do you mean naked? would we just look and put our clothes back on? or like naked naked and do stuff?
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March 22nd, 2010
The best things in life are illegal and go at $5 a joint.
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March 18th, 2010
I farted and my wife said "What?" LOL
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March 18th, 2010
I ate fruit loops before we got hammered. When I threw them up they all looked like Apple Jacks.
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March 17th, 2010
Not putting an apostraphy in cheese its leaves one to wonder if it's cheese it is or if the cheese is suppose to be in possesion of something...
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March 11th, 2010
its so quite i can here the sun rising
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March 11th, 2010
I got stoned yesterday and wrote a song. It's actually pretty good. Better than anything I can write sober.
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March 11th, 2010
I got stoned yesterday and wrote a song. It's actually pretty good. In fact, it's better than anything I could write sober.
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March 11th, 2010
My mom thinks my feet smell but its the weed in my pocket lol
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March 9th, 2010
Me: weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Her: haha you ok babe?
Me: im not as you think as im drunk i am
Her: Say what now!?!?!?!
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