chistmas wishes
December 22nd, 2009
always remember as the season of goodwill appoaches some one special is out there thinking of and appreciats you for the imppact u made on there life-... its not me though I think your an asshole!!
Crap
December 18th, 2009
I just got tossed out my exam room because i dropped my pencil, the invigilator stepped on my hand and I called her a fat whore.
Because I Got High
December 18th, 2009
I got high and stuck my head in the aquarium to see how long I could hold my breath without coming up for air.
Nose Bleed
December 18th, 2009
I tried to quickly pick a booger during the movie when she wasn't looking but my nose started bleeding terribly. It got on her jacket.
Granny Panties
December 18th, 2009
Dude, I finally got her pants off and her panties were the granniest panties I've ever encountered. WTF??
Can’t Get Song Out of Head
December 18th, 2009
Free Credit Report .com That's the site I'm goin to when I get home. I can't get that dang song outta my head.
Stupid Bf.
December 18th, 2009
Guy: Whats up Big T?
Girl: Wtf does Big T mean?
Guy: Doesnt Matter!
Girl: Wtf does it mean?
Guy: Big Tits, Thats your new nickname babe!