I feel like the only for sure way to ensure that I become rich and famous one day is to make a sex tape that is guarunteed to come back abd publicly haunt and humiliate me once I am...Everyone famous has a sex tape. I feel like it's some sort of cosmic rule that you can't be famous without one....Especially if u want to be famous but have absolutely no real talent...

He's here!!!! 20 inches, a little over 5 lbs!

This Morning i woke up with an XXL Condom on my head... what in the HELL was i doing last night?

Hey babe when you coming home i bought the KY

I was mastrubating last night with my mom's dill doe and she didn't know it......I was in the middle of an orgasm when she walked in, threw the blanket off of me and I came all over her face! :) I love me some dill doe

friend texts me "lets go to tech fest" my response "i cant even drive" her response "lol too fucked up?"

i sent my friend a picture of my orange bowl and his response im on my way over lol

this guy at lunch was eating sonic and he farted reall lound and his gf was like yumm

4-20 is something like the nba. where amazing happens.

i was blowing my ex and i have NEVER made him cum before. i started using my hand and my mouth, he screamed dont stop!!! he came in my mouth, i spit it out. i looked back and tried to get a kiss. he said get out. as i hopped out sooo pissed he said baby!, thanks again...fml