December 14th, 2009
U think that unemployment will give me a Christmas bonus?
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December 13th, 2009
Mom just caught me whacking it! How embarrassing!
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December 13th, 2009
Do you think my twins could be from two different dads?
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December 13th, 2009
I swear to you paper beats scissors, at least that's how we used to play it.
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December 13th, 2009
How was Auschwitz? Well, Dan got an erection. That about sums it up.
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December 10th, 2009
I just woke up this morning with pictures of me with another guy on my iPhone... This would be normal cause you know, chuck's a great guy, but i also found some blond pubes caught in the rubber protector...
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December 10th, 2009
My feminist lit. class have a chick wearing a Girls Gone Wild shirt. I don't think she gets it.
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December 10th, 2009
went to the bathroom to find a used tampon and a bloody condom. who was i talking to last night?
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December 10th, 2009
dude i woke up this morning naked with a hangover a g string on my head and one of my teeth missing "well i at least my nose wasnt cold!!what the hell happen last night ??
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December 9th, 2009
turns out her boobs are fakes... feels like I just found out the easter bunny isn't real.
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