Nose Bleed
December 18th, 2009
I tried to quickly pick a booger during the movie when she wasn't looking but my nose started bleeding terribly. It got on her jacket.
Granny Panties
December 18th, 2009
Dude, I finally got her pants off and her panties were the granniest panties I've ever encountered. WTF??
Can’t Get Song Out of Head
December 18th, 2009
Free Credit Report .com That's the site I'm goin to when I get home. I can't get that dang song outta my head.
Stupid Bf.
December 18th, 2009
Guy: Whats up Big T?
Girl: Wtf does Big T mean?
Guy: Doesnt Matter!
Girl: Wtf does it mean?
Guy: Big Tits, Thats your new nickname babe!
Finals
December 16th, 2009
I just saw 20 people in my Biology final that I have never seen in class before. Worst part is they will probably do better then me on it
Christmas Ornaments
December 16th, 2009
My grandma didn't like the beer can ornaments on the Christmas tree, she doesn't think they are traditional.
Drunk = Wisdom
December 16th, 2009
Dude, the holocaust never happened. It was all a lie, fabricated by Hrothgar Ugoslavi to create pity wealth for the greedy jews!
Boxers
December 16th, 2009
Just moved a random pair of boxers from the living room floor. Closest I'm getting to dick this month.