November 28th, 2009
Of Course!!!! It's so obvious now! Leona Lewis is Square Enix's whore!!!
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November 27th, 2009
im thankful for what i have, but i'm REALLY thankful for what i don't have that i don't want. -.-"
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November 27th, 2009
I know what a prince albert is, but what is a king albert?
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November 25th, 2009
I told her she looked like Bella and she blushed, then farted. WTF?
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November 25th, 2009
Every freakin time I put my contacts in spoons some dumbass throws the spoons in the sink.
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November 25th, 2009
The Panty Pirate struck again last night. I have no underwear left and had to go commando all day!
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November 24th, 2009
Did you know when you called me at 4:00 AM my Mom answered and you couldn't even tell it wasn't me??? Drunk Ass!
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November 24th, 2009
I told her I was team Edward and she got all pissed. I forgot she was part Cherokee.
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November 24th, 2009
I swear my husband's divorce lawyer is crookeder than a question mark, phonier than a three dollar bill, and about as bright as a shadow and as sharp as a bowling ball.
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November 24th, 2009
I'm either REALLY hungover or I have caught that Swine Flu that's going around.
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