do you think that casey anthony got pissed that no one said happy mothers day to her?

if you see this msg you have way too much time on your hands. ps. i m so fucking bored now that you left. :)

my mum said to me , you know u can get pregnant by kissing a dog , i said wtf then i tried it now i have no mouth :(

we started kissing and we make out, we were at my house, so my laptop wa son with the messenger, a friend asked me: What are U doing?(she dindt knew i was with my BF) and i answered, Hm...Nothing just Here, watching a movie. He Lol´d.

he accidentally shoved it in my ass

We were talking about how mature my boyfriend was and he texted me 3 days after saying he didnt have a boobie craving, then like right after that i was in class and he sent me a picture of his penis calling it the "tower" and said he would play with little toy cars around it and pretend to crash into it, real mature real mature pure gold...

OMG... buddy.. i cant walk rite anymore. i was playing in that water fountain thing and all the kids were sitting down on the blowholes and letting the water push them up, wel i think i sat on it wrong. it went up my a$$.. no joke. it went up my butthole. like i can still feel water drainin... i feel like i was just raped..

I was at this party last night and there was this guy and we started to talk and the next thing i knew we was in vip on the couch and we passed out and that next day we was still there with no clothes and we did not know what had happen and the next three weeks i found out that i was pregnant. so now we know what happen that night fml what am i going to do =(

Mother: Why do you smell so funny. Me: (high and yelling) Why do YOU smell FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!

Mom: Why do you listen to that shit? Me: I don't it came on the radio. Mom: Oh well he still takes it in the ass. Me: Why would YOU have a problem with that....lol (;