friend texts me "lets go to tech fest" my response "i cant even drive" her response "lol too fucked up?"

i sent my friend a picture of my orange bowl and his response im on my way over lol

this guy at lunch was eating sonic and he farted reall lound and his gf was like yumm

4-20 is something like the nba. where amazing happens.

i was blowing my ex and i have NEVER made him cum before. i started using my hand and my mouth, he screamed dont stop!!! he came in my mouth, i spit it out. i looked back and tried to get a kiss. he said get out. as i hopped out sooo pissed he said baby!, thanks again...fml

So i find this embarrassing but your my best friend so i need to tell someone my bf was eating me out and his eyes were closed and he thought i got wet but it was really blood i got my period =/

So the reason why I wasnt in class today was because the teacher caught me having sex in the school bathroom -_-

so i had an open house and this girl asked where the bathroom was, i said door on right, she goes into the washroom and takes a pee in the washer

Sitting here in class and this mexican girl sitting next to me I swear is checking me out. I mean it is my birthday, but damn she is trying to wrap her self up for me! Love you Bubble Butt!

my mom broke up with her boyfriend and when she did his best insult to her was "you look like grimace!"