good night.
April 23rd, 2010
poop incident
April 23rd, 2010
he was giving it to me in the butt, he said i was the cleanest butt ever, and then as soon as he finished saying that i shit everywere.
April 23rd, 2010
I woke up with my straightener in my kitchen and a hotdog on the straightener, it had to of been a good night.
I don’t remember?
April 22nd, 2010
Him: are you out if your mind?
Me: what?
Him: you are a mean poopie stink face for not inviting me to your party.
(geez, he's 32)
Fish in the Toilet
April 19th, 2010
Why in the eff was there a fish in my toilet this morning?!! I dropped a deuce before I even noticed.
to drunk to smoke crack
April 13th, 2010
Me: How was the Seb\'s Party? Him: I got drunk and tried to smoke crack, but i threw up into thier tube/ie thing so no one could smoke it.
daddy..
April 13th, 2010
we were doing it, and he made me say fuck me daddy, total turn off, but it made him get off me saying that, i feel sorry for his daughter,