April 13th, 2010
Do you think it would be ghey if I have my Super Sweet 16 party at Chuck E Cheese?
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April 13th, 2010
All I want is to get you black.
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April 12th, 2010
you were drunk and ate a marsh mellow. you managed to have it come out your nose.
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April 11th, 2010
Pieuw you\'re dead. And I laugh at your misery. Muhahah.
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April 9th, 2010
From my wife: You're such a duck! Me: Learn to type! Now go make me my grill cheeze sammich!
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April 9th, 2010
Me - "WTF!I just saw your girlfriend stripping at the grove!!!"
Him - " Did her tits look gr8t? Like fakers?"
Me - "yeah"
Him - "thats her sister"
Me - "im going in"
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April 9th, 2010
Spend my night watching two drunk guys on webcam arm wrestle. WHAT A NIGHT!!!
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April 8th, 2010
me:Hey do you wanna do something tonight? Her: Bycicle
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April 8th, 2010
Mom: why do you like Adam Lambert, he takes it in the butt. Hannah: well, so do you mom!
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